EGG HATCHING IN THE SUMMER AGE

By:

Leo

Summer's almost here. It's a good feeling to be wearing just some pants, a t-shirt, and a 20 pound bookbag on your back. You don't feel like an eskimo with self-image problems, hiding your self-percieved "ugly" self beneath a layer cake of clothing. I must admit that I haven't written much for Reprimand. After all, I'm Leo, the guy who updates the site a few times a year, passes out on Gonzo's floor from a complete and total lack of sleep and the dude who's a bit too uppity on the caffeine fiend front. Still, I need to have my creative output to reach the general public. That's why I'm writing this free-form rant-thingie-mess-of-an-article.

The creative hibernation of winter has passed. We all can now safely return to our planned projects. Hell, I'm thinking of starting a cult. Just for myself. A cult of free-thinkers (who think things out and don't act like assholes) but who'll do anything I say. Sounds contradictory, doesn't it? Well, who cares. I'm taking applications, people, so please email me at

cultofleo

at

yahoo.com

If you're a hot chick then please send photos. That sounds sexist doesn't it? Well, it's not. It's how we reproduce. Through digital photography. No, I don't know what I mean by that. It's all a bad joke.

So, that's pretty much the idea. I'm starting a cult for fun and profit. That's my egg that's hatching this summer.

Hope you all hatch yours.