By:
Gonzo
The 80s were a fun time, for me anyway. It was great getting to watch Mtv everyday after school back in those days where you could actually put it on, and see a video with a white guy holding a guitar. It’s hard to believe that was so long ago. Madonna had something going back then. I was never a big fan of hers, but now it seems that her something going is now gone. Her little act of kissing Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera pushed her over the cliff.
First, let’s look at the whole girl/girl kissing thing. It’s over. It’s not shocking anymore. Girl/girl kissing used to have some kind of exotic quality to it, but it’s not a taboo anymore. Anything goes now.
Did anyone else get to see Madonna kissing the former Mouseketeers? It wasn’t sexy at all. Sure, it got everyone to talk about Madonna, and the other two, but that’s all it did. It didn’t even look like Britney and Christina were all that into it. Madonna was going for shock value, again, and this time she did nothing but embarrass herself.
Madonna’s time in the sun has passed her by. She’s not relevant anymore, and even has to resort to regurgitating songs she did almost 20 years ago, doing some necrophilia on it, and now she’s pushing Gap jeans. She’s now like some aunt who is trying to be cool. She isn’t. Even her albums aren’t selling like they were.
Madonna. On behalf of myself, and every other person in this country who has a clue left in them, I’m calling for you to retire. Hang it up. You’re done. We’re sick of you, and your shit. Please. Do us the favor of you putting your own sick career to an end. The party cleaned up hours ago, everyone went home, and the people who hosted the party want to get some sleep. Please. Go home. America thanks you.