Sunday, July 11, 2010...The Bad Penny Returns

    Hello again, folks. Remember us? We're Reprimand, and you have been Reprimanded. It's time for an obscenely overdue update.
     It's time for another H.O.P.E., and this may well be the last one. Reprimand will be there, of course. In the long time since we've caught up, stately Gonzo Manor has been abandoned in favor of another place for me, Gonzo, to live, Leo is doing his thing out on Staten Island with his woman, and our Sergey has taken a year sabbatical with his WIFE.
Yes, he's married now. Ladies, you had your chance.
     Reprimand has a lot in the works, such as a presence on Twitter (Check our Lynx page for that,) and we're even planning something for YouTube. There is also going to be a complete overhaul of Reprimand in the coming months. More content from others will be added, and we're inviting all of you out there to join in the fun.
 It's good to be back.

Monday July 14, 2008...a week full of H.O.P.E.

This update should've been done back in May, but we're here now, and just when you thought the itching was finished. Leo did not get the site back up this time, though. A clone of him, oddly two minutes older, named Sergey saved the day. Thanks again, man. I appreciate it. As for Leo, he is now being forced to eat lima beans as his punishment. So, let's have at it then.

As mentioned this week will see the latest in the H.O.P.E series of conferences. We, Leo and I, will be doing a panel there on Reprimand. After all, we've been flogging this dead horse for six years now, and we have some stories to tell. Leo will also be taking part in other panels, and I will be making the rounds, meeting Reprimand readers, and drinking. A lot.

Free Radio Sardonica is still on the air, and given how there is a lot of sunspot activity this summer, we're expecting to get QSLs from varied places.

In this update, well, we'll just let you find it for yourtselves, but we've been very paranoid of late. Enjoy, thanks for reading, and thanks for not forgetting about us. Here's to another six years.

Sunday January 20, 2008. Here we are again. Another year. Yea. There is some news, though.

Yes, Reprimand was down for a while, but that was because the billing department fucked up, again. They did get everything straightened out, though, or so they tell me. I guess I'll just have to trust them.

Reads will also want to take notice of a section of Reprimand that is missing; the Black Helicopter Sightings. It seems that the N.W.O. has gone back to using olive drab, and we here at Reprimand would like to think that by our vigilence of watching them, and getting the word out, they have decided to knock things off for a while.

Free Radio Sardonica is still doing its thing, and more music selections are being made.

In the past, I, Gonzo, have mentioned where I live, stately Gonzo Manor, but that is going to change. When I'm finished with school, I will be moving to New Hope, PA. I've gotten very active in the arts scene, and I just need to be around that element. Fear not, though. Reprimand WILL continue. It will just be from another place.

In this update, there is a new article in the Articles section.

For this year, we are planning another panel for the Last Hope conference. Yes, we will be there. The panel's topic will be revealed in the update just before the con kicks off. There will be more updates, and wild rides. Stick around.

Sunday, July 29th, 2007 - The Sunday before Defcon.

We're back, kiddies! Please don't say that you've forgotten about us. We haven't forgotten about you. Wow. Eight months since our last update, and there's no excuse, really, for why it took us so long, other than the fact that Life got in the way of things again, and I, Gonzo, have been really fighting with my evil neighbors.

And the hits just keep coming! 206,314 hits to date! Thank you all for visiting. Really.

In this issue there is a new article in the Urban Exploring section, and in the Articles section. Yes, we know it's not much of an update, but it's something, and we are working on other things. Some of you have been asking about Free Radio Sardonica. No, there is no schedule. You catch us when you catch us. We're still planning on getting some shows on-line, but we're still tinkering. In the next update, something will be added to the downloads that is NOT radio related.. Developing...

Leo. Leo is bad. BAD! He will have something for the October issue, or so he says.

Next year is the H.O.P.E. conference in N.Y.C., and it may well be the last H.O.P.E. Leo and I will be doing a panel, and we are looking to meet and greet Reprimand readers. Just come by, and say "Hi."

That's all for now. You'll see us again in October, or maybe even earlier.

Sunday,. November 19th, 2006 - We didn't go anywhere, folks, but we're sorry for taking so long with the update. We had to lay low for a while after the conference because there was a LOT of clicking on our phones, vans parked across the street from our houses, and M.I.B. sightings. This will be our last update for the year, and we've been looking back over how this year went, and what a year it was.

Of course, the big news for the year was the H.O.P.E. conference in Manhattan which was a success. We're also already working on our the next panel. Stay tuned for that, and the rest of the year was filled with drugs, skirt chasing to no avail, holding court with friends, and I, Gonzo, went back to school. Now for the update.

In this issue you'll find a new article in the Articles section, as well as in the Urban Exploration section. You'll also want to check out the new Download we put up. (Hint: It's a bible.) Free Radio Sardonica has been put on a temporary hold only due to the fact that there is some remodelling going on here in the War Room at stately Gonzo Manor, and we can't have set up in a room where there is so much room for injury. However, we should also point out that we did get one QSL report, and a big "Hello" to him.

Thanksgiving is on its way, as is Christmas. Leo and I genuinely give thanks for those of you who've been staying with us through out the year(s,) and for Christmas we both hope that you all get exactly what you deserve.

As always, please feel free to get in touch with us about whatever (Remember, ladies, we are single,) and we'll see you in February/March.

P.S.: We're "soliciting" pics from women of women in various... poses, for "research" purposes.

Sunday, May 28th, 2006 - Que pasa, folks? Yes, we're here with another update, though a bit late. Let's get into it.

In the last update, there was mention of this year's H.O.P.E. conference that Leo and I will be attending. We will be holding a panel on Weird Technology. It will be on some technology that is a bit on the exotic side. As of yet, we don't know when we will be giving the panel, nor what day it is. All we can say is to check the schedule, and we are also looking for people to party with at H.O.P.E. If you see us there, come and say "Hello." Clean groupies are welcome, of course.

For those of you in Northern Jersey, you may have gotten the chance to listen to a broadcast of Free Radio Sardonica. True, it was only an initial broadcast, but we will be picking up with it again after the conference. We would do more with it now, but we don't want to get too distracted from the panel.

Now for this update. We have a new article in Urban Exploring, and in Articles, as well as some new black helicopter sightings, and we have something new in Downloads There was a dead link we dropped, and a new link we added. Leo has also added something...FINALLY! We are also pleased to announce that in Reprimand's history we have had 131,436 hits. People, really. Thank you. We mean that. We couldn't have made it this far without you. The next update will be in late August, or early September.

So, that's the news from stately Gonzo Manor. Leo is busy being Leo, I, Gonzo, am busy fighting the red tape at college, and, like a bad penny, we will be back. May the road rise.

Saturday, November 26th, 2005 - Hello, Sproutlets. Yes, we're back with another reasonably anticipated update. All kinds of fun things have been going on here at Reprimand. Let's get on with it.

I, Gonzo, fucked up. Not that this is a surprise, but I honestly didn't mean to. This is regarding Free Radio Sardonica, by the way. I was working on the antenna, and REALLY dropped the ball. I was trying to solder something, and let's just say that Helen Keller might have done a better job of working on that circuit. Anyway, I will be sending it in for repair, and will be moving forward. As it stands now, Free Radio Sardonica is $150.00 away from being on the air.

We are also busy working away on the panel we are planning on doing for next year's H.O.P.E. Never mind what it is. You will all find out in the spring. Patience, people. It'll be worth it.

It has also come to our attention that people from Live Journal have been mentioning us. We are encouraging them to talk to us there. Stop by. Say "Hello." We're not bad people. Really. Remember, we go out of our way to talk to the readers. Check the Links section for our Journals.

So, this will be our last update for the year, and what a year it's been. We've gotten to know our readers better. We had out downs, and downs and outs, and some good times just to balance things out. Leo went to DefCon, and I went in search of a Gothic mistress that I've yet to find. I also went back to school. We battled Big Brother, and the N.W.O, and we spent a lot of time holding court with our brothers/sisters-in-arms. The next update, barring any unplanned marriages or hospital stays, will be in late February or early March. We're hoping to have everything, EVERYTHING, up and running by then. With that, we draw to a close. Christmas is coming, and we sincerely hope that you all get what you deserve. We'll see you all in '06, and please save a spot for us under the mistle toe.

Sunday, July 17th, 2005 - Hi, folks. We're back with another update. Sorry it took us so long, but there was a lot going on here, such as territorial disputes, cleaning out the pool, and a scortching rash that took a week to clear up.

We're pleased to announce that we have started working on the panel that we'll be doing at next year's H.O.P.E. At the moment, we're not at liberty to say just what it is we'll be doing, but be assured that it will keep the feds' interest for a while, or until their Ritalin stops working. So, if you see us there, don't be afraid to say "Hi." Of course, women are ALWAYS welcome, provided they're not fat and nasty.

Free Radio Sardonica. It's here! Sort of, anyway. We're in the last stages of getting the hardware together, namely getting the CD player to work properly, and the antenna is here. We also have the mixer, and other accessories any studio needs, like a strobe and disco light. We're also working on a Free Radio Sardonica t-shirt design, so keep an eye out for those, too.

Things you'll find in this issue: We have a new Urban Exploring article, an article about sports, some new humor, and you'll also want to check out the Downloads section.

As we close out this update, we look back on another year we've been here. It's hard to believe that we've been here for three years now, and in the past year we've had 60,832 visitors, and, to date, we've a total of 85,468 visitors. Leo and I, Gonzo, humbly thank you all. Mahalo.

Saturday, February 26th, 2005 -  Hi, folks. Miss us? We've missed you. How's everyone been? Okay? Things are okay here at Reprimand, too. Thanks for asking. Let's get caught up.

You'll have to forgive us for the long delay in getting things updated, but while we were bust making other plans, life happened, vicious and ugly at times. It was just a bad cosmic comedy of errors of bad financial occurances, and even worse life occurances. Fret not, babies. The train is back on track, and we are moving forward.

As we enter our third year of using up good cyberspace, we will be doing just what we have been up to now, and if any of you know what it is, please, let us know. Now that I, Gonzo, am back on a regular schedule for my alleged real job, I will have my weekends back to write. As an aside to that, ladies, I am sorry to tell you this, but I am also off the market. Well, you had your chances, and no one was taking them. We will also have our voice mail number in time for the next thrill packed update, and we are still gearing up for next year's H.O.P.E.

Now, for the part you have all been waiting for...FREE RADIO SARDONICA! IT'S HERE...almost. The studio is ready, the music library is stocked, and we have some last minute parts on order. Stay tuned.

We would also like to take a moment to reflect on the passing of Hunter S. Thompson. It's difficult to properly express how he affected all of us, and I'm still so broken by it that I can't even untwist my mind enough to get words out. He lives on in our hearts, pens, and we can still see him through the bottom of our drinking glasses. Rest well, Hunter, and please don't keep God up all night. "You'd better take care of me, Lord...becaue if you don't you're going to have me on your hands."

That's all the news for now. We'll see you on the flip side.

Wednesday, September 1st, 2004 - Greetings fun seekers! Yes, we're back with another update, a small update, but an update none the less. We would've had one sooner, but we all had to go into hiding for a short while. In this session, you'll find my accounts of what happened at this year's Fifth Hope conference, which we had a panel for, and you'll also find an article for a urban exploration outing I did in Philly.

There is also some exciting news in the Free Radio Sardonica. It's not up yet, BUT, friends, it is a lot closer than you all know, and you can believe that. We will be having a test broadcast, figuring out ways to archive it, and then you will all be let in to the party.

Our next broadcast, later in the year, will have more of nothing in it, and venom will be filling the airwaves. The War Room here at stately Gonzo Manor will be cranking, and it will be time to set the word back on its axis. Fuck Greenpeace, NAMBLA, the United Postal Workers' union, my noisy neighbors, and the other tree hugging slobs. We know what the environment needs, and we have it. Help us, and I, Gonzo, promise to have sex with as many attractive women as I can, and Leo promises to deliver his articles on time. Contact us for info on where to send donations, oral sex, drugs, guns, laptops, PDAs, and free stuff.

Mahalo.

Monday June 14th, 2004 - The Day Lit M-80s were Flushed Down the Toilets at the local Denny's.

Hi, folks. It's been a little over two years now we've been on this strange ride known as Reprimand, and thanks to all of you, all 12,456 in the past year alone, bringing out total visitors so far to 24,636, and I, Gonzo, wish a body crunching orgasm for each and every one of you who's been with us. So let's get to the news.

Some of you have been asking about Free Radio Sardonica. Here's where things stand. It takes money, and I'm still not asking for donations, but if anyone wants to send a contribution, it will be greatly appreciated. I've tried to do this purely out of my own pocket, but it's just not happening. There have been quite a few financial setbacks, and again, any help will be greatly appreciated. E-mail for details.

You'll also want to take notice of a new feature here, our "Tech Knowledgy" section. In it will be articles for the do-it-yourselfer in the lab, and other areas of technological interest.

Finally, we are officially announcing that we, Leo, Sergey, and I, will be hosting a panel at this year's Fifth Hope conference next month. Our panel will cover non-lethal technology, and the ways Big Brother can use and abuse it. It's sure to alert all kinds of feds, nay sayers, and people of all types. Should any of you see any of us there, please, say "Hello," and talk to us. We're very lonely, and we're also looking for willing women to lock in our hotel rooms for that weekend.

More articles are on the way about various topics. Stick around. You might want to be there when history happens.

P.S. Leo will be doing the PLA (Phone Losers of America) panel alongside RTF, Murd0c, Judas Iscariot, and Big-E. Wish us/them all a happy cheese cactus.

Saturday, March 20, 2004 "The Day That Leo Stayed Home"

Well, spring has sprung like an erection, and we're back with another update. First, let's get to the issue of Free Radio Sardonica. As soon as my tax refund gets here, the transmitter will be fixed, and the antenna will be getting worked on more. We're hoping to get at least one show done before this year's Fifth Hope.

The panel is still on for Fifth Hope, and we are currently working on our presentations.

Check out the LYNX section. A new link for the Unquiet Tomb has been added, and I suggest you all visit. The site's webmaster, Ember, thanks you all.

There is a new article in the ARTICLES section, and read the Greystone articles in the URBAN EXPLORATION section.

Other than that, there are other things in the works here, articles, photos, house parties, etc. As for now, this is Gonzo signing off, and I have to get the electric cattle prod to keep Rev. Sergey awake. Leo did not do this update.

Sunday, December 28th, 2003 "The Berlin Wall Comes Down"

Howdy howdy do, folks. It's Gonzo here with another news update.

Well, another year has ended, and what a year it has been. It was a year of strangeness, insanity, and madness. Seriously, though, Reprimand thanks each and every person who helped make this year so good. We had our highest amount of readers yet, and we will continue to be heathens, avatars, and people you would trust to watch your cat. There are things coming up in the new year, too.

Free Radio Sardonica is still in the works, but financing everything out of your own pocket can be a bit daunting. However, we will have the antenna for the transmitter by the end of next month. If all goes well, we will be up and running sometime in the spring.

Should anyone be interested, the Reprimand office line should be in by the next update, too. That's right, kids. It will soon be able to call the good people at Reprimand. Please. Call. Bootie calls are always welcome, of course, but please remember that we here at Reprimand have standards. We would like to hear from thin, disease free women, Gothic women who use drugs, and any stray dogs that call will have their lines traced, and they will be dealt with properly.* The asterik gives us license to determine what is proper.

Leo will be doing articles on everything from subversive activities, current events, technology, and how to properly thaw out soup. (Just add warmth!) There will also be another conference hosted by 2600 magazine, and we will be there for our panel. More details to follow.Thanks again to everyone who has e-mailed, talked to us, and yelled at us from a moving car. We luv y'all.

Saturday, August 30th, 2003 "The Day The Cops Found The Moonshine Still"

Well, friends, we're back with another update, and there are a few things going on here at the Reprimand camp that you should all be let in on.

Free Radio Sardonica. Progress has been made! Yes! We're working on some hardware issues, such as figuring out how to get the CD and cassette players up and running for the show. If anyone knows anything about that, PLEASE e-mail us.

We are also pleased to announce the addition of a new feature: Urban Exploration. If it's abandoned, and worth a look, we're there. If anyone knows of any place, let us know, please. Thanks.

There has been rumor circulating that we will be doing a panel for H2K4. We are researching the topic now, and, yes, we do plan on doing on. More details to follow, and the topic will not be made public, yet. We are waiting for the okay to actually do the panel first, then we'll let you all in on it.

We know that this update isn't much of an update. We're sorry. We dropped the ball. Next update. Promise. There will be more then.

Until then...drag in, carry on, and put out.

Sunday, May 11th, 2003, "F Yo' Mamma Day"

Year One. Can you believe it, friends? We've been here a whole year already. Damn. It's been a strange ride, too. Leo and I, Gonzo, want to sincerely thank each one of the 12,180 visitors we've had to Reprimand, and we hope that there was some enjoyment for all who have been Reprimanded. We've been having a blast doing this, and we are looking forward to another year. So, let's get caught up on things.

Leo promises to write articles about various subjects.

We are still working on Free Radio Sardonica. Honest. Finding someone who can fix the transmitter is another matter. We are making progress in this area, and are hoping to be up and running as soon as possible.

The Anarchists Outpost is still, well, an outpost. We are also making some strides in this area, and if everyone will just sit tight, good things will come.

Again, as always, readers are encouraged to drop us a line, send articles, give us news leads, or just say "Hi." We even want to hear from people in far away, God forsaken places like South Jersey.

See you at the next update.

Saturday, March 29th, 2003

Hello again, readers. It's time for another news update.

In an act of what is being seen as deliberate sabotage, the transmitter was damaged. We trusted someone to help us with the transmitter, and she did just the opposite. Given how tight things are financially, we working as best we can to get the situation remedied. As for the Agent Provocateur, the last she was seen, she was being forced to douche with hydrochloric acid.

All of out plans are still on track, and, believe it or not, progress is being made.

The next issue will be a special one: Year One. Yes, it will be a whole year that Reprimand has been around. There will be a lot of new writing for it, and, hopefully, we will be having a radio show, too. Leo will also be voicing his opinion of the war in a response to mine, Gonzo's. We here at Reprimand are willing to hear from all sides, and we are from all sides. We fully support being fair and balanced, especially those who are in possession of subway fare, and are mentally unbalanced.

There are also some other projects that are being worked on, including a special investigative report on...something. All will be revealed in due course. Be patient, kids, We'll get there together.

If you are really impatient, and want to read more from Leo, Gonzo, and Rev. Sergey, visit our Live Journals. Leo's can be found at http://www.livejournal.com/~leoz, Gonzo's is at http://www.livejournal.com/~reprimander, and Rev. Sergey's can be found at http://www.livejournal.com/~enamon. Again, as always, we encourage you to get in touch with us. Tell us your stories, news leads, or even just say "Hi." E-mail us at gonzo@tellurian.net. If we don't make the scene together, where are we going to end up?

Saturday, January 18th, 2003 - A new year, a new look. Yes, dear readers, we decided to give Reprimand a new look, and we hope that everyone enjoys it. So, that being the case, let's see what's on tap for this year.

The Anarchists' Outpost will be open this year, and we will be doing test marketing in the N.Y.C area, and then we'll move on from there.

Free Radio Sardonica is still in the works, and will be up and running as soon as is possible. We had a bit, okay, a lot of trouble with the transmitter, but it is being taken care of as soon as we can get it looked at. We want to get the radio thing up as soon as you do. Please bear with us.

Other than that, we will continue doing the same things we always have: Drugs, screaming and yelling at all hours, running around, drinking, and just the things that you would expect us to do, and we will. We are here for you, and we'll help you get through the tough times. Remember: Reprimand cares!

Sunday, November 10th, 2002 - Sorry about taking so long with the update. A lot of things have been happening here at the Reprimand office. For starters, all of the Reprimand staffers suffered the loss of their mail order brides. It seems no one punched holes in the boxes, and all of the brides died. Gonzo has been reading his poetry at a local coffee house. As it stands now, Free Radio Sardonica will be on the air by Christmas. The Unlawful column has been totally shelved. That's pretty much all there is, for now.

Wednesday, August 28th, 2002- Either very late at night or very early in the morning....

Well, people, we're back with another news update. We had to hide out for a month after H2K2. The Reprimand staff hosted a panel on conspiracies and technology there. We thank all those who attended, those who didn't, fuck you. In other news, we are pleased at announce a new column here that will be starting soon, and it will be called Unlawful. It will be written by Bob the Bopper, and the column's content will be about constitutional law, and other legal issues. We'd also like to take the time here to announce the Anarchists' Outpost. As you all had better know by now, we're here to help. The Outpost is the official store of Reprimand, and in it there will be t-shirts, books, electronics, and anything else we feel you need. This is in the rough stages, but it is being worked on. Free Radio Sardonica is still being worked on as well. There is a bit of a hold up with it, but we're working on it as much as time allows. That's about all for now, but we are going to try and update more often.

Saturday, June 8th, 2002 - We've finally updated the site! Still not much important content on here though... Maybe if you check back with us in a year or two....

Saturday, April 6th, 2002 - Reprimand is put up on-line.